Yo

My name is Eric - I use the username "spearfish" whenever possible, so you might have seen me around on the internet. But probable not.

I'm at camp until mid august, so don't expect much from me. I'm only posting because D-Shaft is yelling at me to contribute something to the blog.

Anyways, I'm the rad programmer behind Auslander. It'll be great. Just wait.





Maybe if this goes well (which it has so far) I'll work with D-Shaft and sba in the future for more projects, which all you little Auslander fans can eagerly lap up.

For now,
Eric

Vomit

Oh dear. This one is a new low in ugly. Composed from Human Tongues and Feet, Scorpions and giant Tortoises, this creature has the worst traits of each, including an aggressive personality, a poisonous tongue, and a truly revolting foot fetish. About 4/50.

Human Fist Abomination
Sand-Based Homunculus, Strong Attack and Defense
Pretty Low Speed, Weak to Magic

Beta Storyline

An evil wizard opens a gateway to an evil land. The hero, you, are walking in the park and your stupid dog runs inside the gateway. You really love this dog so you go running in after him. The evil wizard captures your doggy and is using him for experiments, so he uses monsters to keep you out of his lair. After you beat all the monsters your dog is chemically enhanced and acts as the last boss. Beat the dog to death.

Anyway it's still a beta story, but it works for the time being.